It became clear to Jade, after less than a month with Darren that he knew absolutely nothing about the female body. Night after night she would lie there while he fiddled and poked about below her waist. “Is that it?” “No” “How about here?” “Definitely NOT!” Keen to...
Dating an assassin wasn’t easy. Greg had met Michael in a bar and they had got on famously. The only awkward hiatus was when Michael pulled out a pistol, walked over to a man at a nearby table and shot him twice through the right eye. “I was going to ask what you did...
Susannah had an unusual body. Her nipples, if fiddled correctly, could pick up radio signals. Her left nipple was the volume. The right did the tuning. Her vagina acted as a speaker. To avoid embarrassment, she told her lovers never to twist her nipples. All was well...
Richard was aware of the whispers and the mocking giggles coming from the academics on the other side of the brain gym as he picked up the lightest book he could find to begin his workout. He steadied himself and lifted ‘Philosophy for Dummies’ to head height, exhaled...
Alistair met Terri as they circled a living-room light bulb in a semi-detached house in Islington. He knew instantly that she was the moth for him and was thrilled when she agreed to meet him at a restaurant that weekend. The coroner recorded a verdict of...
There’s a scene in Tumbledown, a BBC drama from the 1980′s where a young Colin Firth, playing a soldier fighting in the Falklands War, stumbles in the heat of battle across an Argentinian soldier on the film’s titular mountain. The soldier is young, probably no more...
